I found these bunch of old geek jokes in this post today,
that combined with the red wine glass had for lunch made working in the afternoon impossible
the couple I loved the most were:
Unix is user friendly. It’s just very particular about who its friends are.
and another unix joke – a true classis:
Why programmers like UNIX:
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep